Or so says Caulton Tudor, perennial party-pooper. Leave it to Tudor to rain on our parade. We didn't just beat the defending ACC tournament champions by 34, did we? Because if we did, it isn't unreasonable for Tar Heel fans to get excited. We all know Caulton sits down at his computer, thinking, "What can I write to get the strongest possible reaction?" and then reminds us that it's still January. We know this. Roy knows this. The team knows this. They've got games ahead of them. But they also have quality wins under their collective belt.
Caulton Tudor is the woman sitting next to you at the game, asking how many people the Smith Center holds. 21,750, you say. "Wow. Think how many Dean Domes it would take to hold the victims in Indonesia." Wow, indeed. How can I enjoy college kids running around throwing a ball in a hoop now that you've given me that to think about?
